Mortified just happened in Portland, so this morning I decided to look through old journals. Found the following gem in a journal from 2004 – I was in high school…either a junior or senior.
So…yeah. my personal favorites? Number 3 and number 4, together. Complete contradiction. I also like number 13. Kuwait? WTF. I have no recollection of ever wanting to live in Kuwait.
Enjoy:

This is fantastic. Middle and high school journals are full of amazing things like this.
Mary. God, I bet yours had a ton of great stuff in it. hahaha Oh man.
Actually, you were in my journal entries a handful of times…turns out I wrote about Dead Baby…I mean Old Navy alot in high school and college. Probably because I more or less lived there, as did you.
Mortified is again in Portland tonight, you should go! (=
Miss you!